voice;
Attention Siren's Port! Are you bored? I am. The recent influx of murders has died down [she pauses after that pun, then continues] and there's no crazy religious fanatics to occupy our time right now. So what is a girl to do?
[She sighs dramatically, takes another pause, then gasps.]
I just thought of something! Question. Who here's been reading the news? Let me see a show of hands... pathetic. Seriously. This message goes out to all the poor under-informed souls.
I regret to inform you... [sad violin music literally starts playing in the background] that our dear devil Lucifer, previous owner of the jazz club Lux, has passed on into another world. [quickly] He was survived by two brothers and his baby grand piano.
[The music cuts.] So, the club is under new management, and one hell of a reconstruction. Let me introduce to you Purgatory! The Port's hottest cabaret. Stop by March 31st for our grand reopening. Until then, we're still looking to hire bartenders, servers, and [begrudgingly] dessert chefs.
Auditions will be held for performers every night, Monday through Saturday, for the next three weeks. So if you think you have what it takes to entertain, call up Mister Trickster for an interview.
See you all there.
[She sighs dramatically, takes another pause, then gasps.]
I just thought of something! Question. Who here's been reading the news? Let me see a show of hands... pathetic. Seriously. This message goes out to all the poor under-informed souls.
I regret to inform you... [sad violin music literally starts playing in the background] that our dear devil Lucifer, previous owner of the jazz club Lux, has passed on into another world. [quickly] He was survived by two brothers and his baby grand piano.
[The music cuts.] So, the club is under new management, and one hell of a reconstruction. Let me introduce to you Purgatory! The Port's hottest cabaret. Stop by March 31st for our grand reopening. Until then, we're still looking to hire bartenders, servers, and [begrudgingly] dessert chefs.
Auditions will be held for performers every night, Monday through Saturday, for the next three weeks. So if you think you have what it takes to entertain, call up Mister Trickster for an interview.
See you all there.