8th Spell: Aquilevatus
Has anyone ever looked into, or discovered a cure for vampirism? Magical cure, scientific cure, I'm not entirely picky. In my world sufficiently powerful beings could remove the vampiric essence, but they're not exactly forthcoming with offers to do so.
And in before "a stake to the heart is the best cure", because honestly if that's the best type of anti-vampire humor you have, you can keep it. If you've got something new and original though, by all means let me know. Just make sure you bring your A-game humor.
While we're at it, does anyone know why it's called chicken-fried steak? That just sounds like it was made by a giant chicken, which fried the steak. Although I suppose it could be a regular sized chicken.
And in before "a stake to the heart is the best cure", because honestly if that's the best type of anti-vampire humor you have, you can keep it. If you've got something new and original though, by all means let me know. Just make sure you bring your A-game humor.
While we're at it, does anyone know why it's called chicken-fried steak? That just sounds like it was made by a giant chicken, which fried the steak. Although I suppose it could be a regular sized chicken.