[Text] 4th Gnarr

[sealbait]

So I finally got a job over at Lion's Gate but I'm getting kicked out of my apartment in three days. Anyone looking for an awesome roommate for a while?

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[voice];

[cadaverdaddy]

Aaaah~~ so good to see you feeling better~ eeheeeee~

I happen to be looking for someone to fill one of my upstairs bedrooms~

[voice];

[sealbait]

Hey, Undertaker! Yeah, I'm doing pretty awesome now. Waaay better than a few days ago.

Seriously? It's not above a funeral home or anything, right?

[voice];

[cadaverdaddy]

Oh my, why of course it is~ My work is in the basement~ Where else would it be? tiiiheheheheeeee~

[voice];

[sealbait]

[...This is a rock and a hard place decision. Go homeless or live above a funeral home. Decisions, decisions...]

Two questions, man. One, the dead guys in the basement don't randomly come to life, do they? Because that's happened to me before.

And two, what's the rent like?

[voice];

[cadaverdaddy]

I have never had someone come back to life in any form on my table~ but that would be such fun, wouldn't it~?

[A considering hum.] Something reasonable~ Whatever it is that you believe you can manage~ perhaps along with some household chores.

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[sealbait]

[In the most unenthusiastic tone he can muster.] Yeah. Fun.

Decent rent and a few chores? Sounds like something I can handle. You've got yourself a housemate, Undertaker.

[voice];

[cadaverdaddy]

Very much fun~

Aaaah~ How wonderful~ I'm sure you need to be out soon~ When would you like me to come and fetch you and your things?

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[sealbait]

Wednesday around noon works. I invited a friend to come by and help out too, her name's Yako.

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[cadaverdaddy]

Perfectly fine~~ I will bring something to carry whatever belongings you may have~

Yako, hmm? A girl of interest? Shall I be expecting her to take up my house as a secondary, occasional residence~?