III. [Video'd] Some time Wednesday Afternoon:
[You know how the NVs are suppose to be helpful in part of communication and all those other good things?
Well, that isn't happening right now.
It appears this one just started recording on its own. The screen swivels as it readjusts its lens, catching someone wearing...a business suit. He doesn't seem so happy about it either as he readjusts the double-breasted jacket. Come on, look at the guy - long silvery-white hair, tanned skin, goldish eyes, that frown-
-Wait whot's all this. CUE AUDIO.]
-not believe how you were able to talk me into doing this.
[The NV then moves over to where Xigbar sits...in an ensemble that is the complete opposite of the First's. A leather jacket and spiffy-looking sunglasses? Check. He briefly looks up from the gossip column newspaper he's reading with a lazy grin.]
No pain, no gain, Superior! Besides- [He waves a hand in Xemnas's general direction.] it's the style these days. Very chic. [More smirking.] You look like a businessman already.
Inconceivable. I should have turned down the offer right when you started mentioning it.
You could have. Buuuut that wouldn't have been very productive, would it?
[There is a long pause as Xemnas just looks at the other Nobody. He then shrugs off the jacket, revealing the collared shirt, vest, and tie.]
No. I suppose it wouldn't have. [Pause.] But I still see no point in "dressing" the part.
Because it's a "blending" thing. You don't blend, they don't listen, you make no progress. It's like that.
...When you say this, I now see what you mean.
I thought you would. [Taking a moment to reach into a jacket pocket, he flicks something in Xemnas's direction.] Try these.
[The First catches the item with ease, holding it out before him. He then glares at Xigbar.] Seriously?
[With utmost seriousness-] Seriously.
...
[Xemnas turns away from the still-unnoticed NV for a moment. Once he looks back in Xigbar's direction, he's wearing the pair of sunglasses with the most distinguished of airs.]
...This is ridiculous.
Could be worse!
[An approving "CHIRP!" rings out as the screen bounces from side to side. At this, both Nobodies look at the NV as it continues recording the session.]
Well, that isn't happening right now.
It appears this one just started recording on its own. The screen swivels as it readjusts its lens, catching someone wearing...a business suit. He doesn't seem so happy about it either as he readjusts the double-breasted jacket. Come on, look at the guy - long silvery-white hair, tanned skin, goldish eyes, that frown-
-Wait whot's all this. CUE AUDIO.]
-not believe how you were able to talk me into doing this.
[The NV then moves over to where Xigbar sits...in an ensemble that is the complete opposite of the First's. A leather jacket and spiffy-looking sunglasses? Check. He briefly looks up from the gossip column newspaper he's reading with a lazy grin.]
No pain, no gain, Superior! Besides- [He waves a hand in Xemnas's general direction.] it's the style these days. Very chic. [More smirking.] You look like a businessman already.
Inconceivable. I should have turned down the offer right when you started mentioning it.
You could have. Buuuut that wouldn't have been very productive, would it?
[There is a long pause as Xemnas just looks at the other Nobody. He then shrugs off the jacket, revealing the collared shirt, vest, and tie.]
No. I suppose it wouldn't have. [Pause.] But I still see no point in "dressing" the part.
Because it's a "blending" thing. You don't blend, they don't listen, you make no progress. It's like that.
...When you say this, I now see what you mean.
I thought you would. [Taking a moment to reach into a jacket pocket, he flicks something in Xemnas's direction.] Try these.
[The First catches the item with ease, holding it out before him. He then glares at Xigbar.] Seriously?
[With utmost seriousness-] Seriously.
...
[Xemnas turns away from the still-unnoticed NV for a moment. Once he looks back in Xigbar's direction, he's wearing the pair of sunglasses with the most distinguished of airs.]
...This is ridiculous.
Could be worse!
[An approving "CHIRP!" rings out as the screen bounces from side to side. At this, both Nobodies look at the NV as it continues recording the session.]