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Feb 10, 2011 17:26

[greetings, Siren's Port. Have a surly albino in a laboratory, fiddling with something at his work desk. He doesn't bother to look up as he speaks.]

...One would think a building meant to house scientific minds would be safe from the nonsense of this holiday, but no. It's inescapable. If I have to listen to one more nasal attempt at humor ( Read more... )

c: the joker, c: yako katsuragi, !: dr. kirk langstrom, c: akira inugami, c: szayel aporro grantz, c: black mask

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[Video] omnomspecimens February 10 2011, 22:49:35 UTC

[Excuse me, did someone say fornication? (/bad joke)]

[Szayel let out a tired sigh of agreement. If it were not for the fact that people seemed to avoid him for whatever reason (he can't imagine why), his lab probably would be loaded with the abominable decorations.]

Humans need some stupid excuse for everything. It's how they justify their miserable existence.

[A pause, frowning.]

I'm sorry, I don't believe I've seen you here before.

[Video] thebetterbat February 10 2011, 23:26:13 UTC

Among other, equally pointless endeavors.

[he lifts an eyebrow] New arrivals on the Network are an almost weekly occurrence. Are you really so surprised?

[Video] omnomspecimens February 10 2011, 23:31:24 UTC

I'm not surprised by that, merely surprised that -- so far -- you actually seem to be worth speaking to.

[Video] thebetterbat February 10 2011, 23:43:26 UTC

A judgment I've yet to cast, although your agreement is refreshing.

[Video] omnomspecimens February 10 2011, 23:49:32 UTC

Oh, you wound me.

[Insert cocky ass smirk here.]

Szayel Aporro Granz. And whom am I addressing?

[Video] thebetterbat February 11 2011, 00:11:47 UTC

Dr. Langstrom.

I've heard your name before. You're also with SERO, aren't you?

[Video] omnomspecimens February 11 2011, 00:13:40 UTC

Indeed; I suppose my... reputation precedes me.

[Video] thebetterbat February 11 2011, 00:41:16 UTC

I'll only say there aren't many eager to be your coworkers.

[Video] omnomspecimens February 11 2011, 00:48:43 UTC

Such a pity; perhaps they would actually learn something.

[If they lived long enough.]

[Video] thebetterbat February 11 2011, 01:21:46 UTC

Given the mental capacity of some of our "esteemed" colleagues, I highly doubt that.

[Video] omnomspecimens February 11 2011, 01:25:29 UTC

[SIGH]

A valid point, of course. Anytime I attempt to accept the fact that at the moment, I have no choice but to live among humans and should at least try to give them the benefit of the doubt, they have to do something to prove that they are indeed a waste of existence.

It's pathetic.

[Video] thebetterbat February 11 2011, 01:48:33 UTC

...You truly aren't human then?

[he'd heard others call the man in human, yes, but he'd thought it was just exaggeration...]

[Video] omnomspecimens February 11 2011, 01:51:54 UTC

Perhaps, perhaps not. Though I suppose it will not be long before everyone in this city knows for certain.

[Straight answer? Pffft, yeah right.]

[Video] thebetterbat February 11 2011, 02:02:49 UTC

That public, are you?

[Video] omnomspecimens February 11 2011, 02:03:41 UTC

Just lets say, I may need to take some sick days for awhile.

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