o n e ∵ v i d e o [one hour before the morning sirens]

[madannoshashu]

[ The device turns on, revealing a hooded figure clad in a black coat. The angle makes it difficult to discern the surrounding area or the user's features, but the voice that comes through is nothing if not expressive -- exasperated and resigned. ]

Maaaan, oh, man. Just when you think you've seen it all, something crops up to bite you in the ass.

[ He chuckles and shakes his head, shrugging helplessly. ] Boy, this is some cliché.

[ There's a brief pause before he leans in a little, as if studying the faceless masses on the other end of the feed. ]

So. Which of you friendly newcomers feel like lending a brother a hand?

[ooc: Replies may be slow, but I wanted to get this up ASAP! ]