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Fuck, fuck!
When I find him-!! That sorry son of a bi--[ It's Grimmjow that's cursing, and Grimmjow that cuts himself off, and Grimmjow that growls fiercely...though for anyone that's listened to his vitriol before, the tone of all his snarling is, somehow, a little different. ] I'm gonna break every goddamn bone in his body! I'm gonna tear his ( Read more... )
When I find him-!! That sorry son of a bi--[ It's Grimmjow that's cursing, and Grimmjow that cuts himself off, and Grimmjow that growls fiercely...though for anyone that's listened to his vitriol before, the tone of all his snarling is, somehow, a little different. ] I'm gonna break every goddamn bone in his body! I'm gonna tear his ( Read more... )
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[ But then he stops to think for five seconds. ] Where the hell are you?
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Arounnnnd~ [that is to say, about 10 blocks away and currently tracking you down, boyo] Why?
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But for now: ] There's a Club 24 in Sector 6. Get your ass over there.
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[Shiro cuts the connection and it takes him a little less than ten minutes to get to Club 24. Finding Grimmjow is easy; even as a dog he has some reiatsu.
Shiro drops out of Sonido in front of the dog and proceeds to... stare. Hard. And long. Before busting out into gut wrenching laughter]
GAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! YOU... YOU'RE A POODLE!! [KNEE SLAP] PFFFTTTTT POODLE--!!
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...SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU FUCKING--[ BARK BARK BARK BAR BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK.
Looks like he can't control that part. ]
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Ah.
Saved for all of eternity!
He fans himself with a hand, trying to stop laughing]
Aaahahahh... heeheh. Hoooo... Ah. This is good. The hell happened to you, Fifi?
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So he'll just stand there, literally shaking with rage (tail up, legs stiff, ears forward). ] Some...I don't even know what the hell he was!
Just snapped his fingers!
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Shiro doesn't seem too impressed by his doggie indignation, and instead flips his phone over to read something. At Grimmjow's description of what happened, Shiro quirks a brow] Just snapped his fingers? Sounds like a pretty powerful guy. No spiritual pressure or anything? [he grins and puts a finger to his mouth thoughtfully] Ne, it could be worse! The last time I was trapped as an animal, I was a huge fucking lizard and I couldn't talk! So don't whine too much.
[he shakes his NV a bit] Looks like Batbreath wants ya back at Las Noches. Shall we walk and talk, Fluffy?
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...a fucking lizard?
[ Mid-stare he'll just growl under his breath. ] Fine, whatever. And don't call me that!
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[and so he starts walking~] Damn right a lizard. A giant green iguana. Except I was white. And it was winter! No reptile can function well in winter!!
Hehehe. How about Fido?
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And walking, very reluctantly, but with a minimal amount of wobbling. Being a panther as an Adjuchas: oddly helpful in this situation. ] How'd that even happen? Some fucker snap his fingers at you, too?
I'm gonna take your goddamn face off.
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[Shiro stuffs his hands into his pockets. A strange looking boy walking his strange looking, talking dog] Nah. It was back in the other place. Porter snafu, we decided. Me, and Ichigo, and Zangetsu and Orihime all lived in the same house, and we all got affected. We didn't have a single pair'a thumbs between us! ... Well, Ichigo sorta did, but not really. And Zangetsu had no legs at all! He was a snake. [that seemed like a long time ago, even though it really hadn't been]
Alright, alright. Sheesh. So touchy~
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But he doesn't know what any of those things are - The fuck's a chihuahua? - and he feels bad enough, so he's not going to ask. This is already shitty enough. Besides, the real item of interest there is: ] Kurosaki? What the hell was he?
[ He can't help but be morbidly curious and it's easier to focus on someone else's woes than his own. ]
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Oh Grimmjow. One day, you will learn human things, like dog breeds and camera phones. One day.] Ah, yeah! Hehehe! Don't bother talking to the one here about it, because he won't know what yer talkin' about, but back in the City, he was a red panda fer a week. [Shiro snickers at the memory, and takes out his phone. He flips it open and quickly googles a picture of a red panda and shows it to Grimmpoodle] One of these. They're cute, they're fluffy and they're completely harmless. It was hilarious.
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is not that day. Grimmjow will stick his face closer, curse when his nose bumps into the screen, and instead turn his head sideways to try and peer at the goddamn thing with one eye.
...after a long pause: ] That thing's supposed to be red?
[ Alas, someone is red-green colorblind. And has some of the poorest vision out of all dog breeds. ]
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