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Jan 26, 2011 16:53

...Zanzibar? What the hell-

[Here's a voice that doesn't crop up on the network at large all that often. Snake's not really too good with public speaking or small talk. This, however, is neither of those. In fact, he'd meant to direct it to ysobritish, but in his haste, it's gone public ( Read more... )

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Video ysobritish January 26 2011, 21:57:26 UTC
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[Even though it's public, he's pretty sure he's the one that Snake's addressing.]

Brother, you're blaming me for an influx of Father's favoured genetically-altered pets? How the devil would I arrange for the import of something like that from Zanzibar Land?

[A pause.]

They're cute though.

[And that might be a pet shop in the background.]

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Video formerfoxhound January 26 2011, 22:10:36 UTC
[Too busy facepalming to see that pet shop, give him a minute.]

Don't know who else would. They're not exactly local.

[Yes, he's blaming you. Because all of Snake's problems have to do with you or Big Boss or Ocelot and you're the only one still around. B| ]

All I know is that you've got a history of following in his footsteps.

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Video ysobritish January 26 2011, 22:12:54 UTC
WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

[Liquid glowers.]

I am nothing like that madman! ...or the less mad man from the past!

[A low growl of annoyance.]

Don't blame me. Maybe they just like you. [A pause.] Want one?

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Video formerfoxhound January 26 2011, 22:47:57 UTC
[Not bothering to argue that one. Nothing like him up until the similarities are kind of eerie. Liquid, sometimes he thinks the only thing that kept you from having poisonous hamsters at Shadow Moses was the snow.]

What? No. Are you insane?

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Video ysobritish January 26 2011, 22:49:37 UTC
[They'd never have survived in that climate! But admit it, that thing with the rats and the sewer would have been so much better if the rats could kill you in one bite.]

I think they'd make a marvellous defense mechanism... I really do think I should get some.

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Video formerfoxhound January 26 2011, 22:59:47 UTC
[...Oh, that's right. You are insane.]

Defense against what?

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Video ysobritish January 26 2011, 23:02:39 UTC
[I deny it, Brother!]

Intruders. After all, you said it yourself. If this plan of Kadaj's somehow, by a miracle, works then people are going to be looking at him - and us - to try to find it. Plus it might be a good defense against burglars, assassins... Well, anything that might get in our- [He pauses, glancing behind him, and stills.]

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Video formerfoxhound January 26 2011, 23:09:21 UTC
You're reading too much into it. They're pretty easily distracted with a little food.

[Snake had gotten past them, after all.]

...

What are you doing?

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Video ysobritish January 26 2011, 23:11:08 UTC
How many intruders carry cheese around? It's brilliant!

[The words are spoken almost absently before he jerks forward sharply.]

That's my coat, damn you! [There's an odd note of disbelief in his voice.]

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Video formerfoxhound January 26 2011, 23:14:35 UTC
[Okay, now you've lost him.]

...huh?

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Video - KEYWORDS APPLY ysobritish January 26 2011, 23:16:06 UTC
...Brother, you're not going to believe what just tried to eat my coat.

[Liquid slowly turns the camera to show - Ocelot's goat.]

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Video a;fsdklja Pie. /KEYWORDS RIGHT BACK AT YOU formerfoxhound January 26 2011, 23:22:25 UTC
...is that a goat?

[woah, deja vu]

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Video LMAO That's perfect ysobritish January 26 2011, 23:24:23 UTC
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It's our goat.

[He sounds stunned. The goat nibbles on his gloves, which he jerks away before patting it on the head slowly.]

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Video formerfoxhound January 26 2011, 23:32:46 UTC
[By "our" you better mean you and Ocelot because he is not claiming ownership of that thing.]

...no.

[That doesn't even make any sense.]

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Video ysobritish January 26 2011, 23:35:46 UTC
...John?

[The goat just looks at him.]

It's definitely him. Well now. This is certainly a sign of good things.

[Liquid is smiling. He flips the NV in his hand so it's focused on him again.]

You're off the hook, it seems. Although how he's survived so long, I don't know. Perhaps he'd be a better defense than the hamsters.

[He's already debating making him a little camo coat or something. Not that he'd really do it, that'd be stupid... but having a goat guarding the place sounds much better than poisonous hamsters!]

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Video formerfoxhound January 27 2011, 00:24:29 UTC
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[You know, Snake really can't do much more than stare at this point. Sometimes he wonders if you do this shit just to mess with him.]

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