[voice]

[dragonontherise]

Hey! So it turns out this place has truant officers? Tch, of all the useless...

Anyway, I'm telling you kids to just ignore those guys. You've gotta have better things to do than go to class, right? And I've definitely got better things to do...

[Demonstrating his eminent qualifications as a high school teacher and dispensing helpful life advice to the needy, as ever.]