03 | Video

[revealedfangs]

[The feed starts to show the tall Baskerville, who has the most uncertain and amused expression on his tattooed face.]

Right then…

So Tove brought home some… family last night… [Cue panning the NV over to a box. A few seconds later, and two black and white heads pop out to peer curiously at the camera

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[zealouspeter]

Are you sure you can give them away?

[badgers are about the only thing the manor doesn't have... so... why not...]

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[revealedfangs]

Well, first I want to be sure that they're healthy. They might be a little underweight.

[Too bad badgers don't like cats, unless the Phancyhive likes seeing the animals chase each other. ;;]

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[zealouspeter]

So it might be a bit of a wait?

[they'd have to set up a badger outhouse...]

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[revealedfangs]

Most likely. I'll try feeding them some food for a few days and check up on their health.

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[zealouspeter]

Would you mind if they were separated?

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[revealedfangs]

Well, badgers are social animals, so I'd like for them to be kept together.

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[zealouspeter]

Will your badger be able to let them go?

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[revealedfangs]

He'd better. I'm just kidding. He probably will. But he's being unusually possessive. [Bad Tove.]

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[zealouspeter]

Maybe they're actually his...?

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[revealedfangs]

[... This will take a few minutes to come because Fang is actually laughing too hard to reply.]

I assure you, they're not.

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[zealouspeter]

How do you know for sure?

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[revealedfangs]

He's a different kind of badger.

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[zealouspeter]

They're all badgers.

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[revealedfangs]

Like I said, he's a different type of badger. I don't think species mix.

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[zealouspeter]

[now he's curious.] What would happen if they did?

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[revealedfangs]

We'd probably have super-powered mutants tearing up the city. [He means this to be a joke, Shiroe.]