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[he_is_wild]

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voice;

[ebony_mask]

Velvet? Really?

[video] forever

[he_is_wild]

Some of us like to dress to the nines, you know.

voice forever

[ebony_mask]

Purple nitrile is more appropriate. Your dry cleaning bill must be through the roof.

[he_is_wild]

Not everyone goes about their business as messily as you do, sonny.

[ebony_mask]

Common sense, son. Velvet gets crispy. Besides, you're making a mess right now.

[he_is_wild]

My gloves and my clothes are pristine.

It is a pity about the carpet, though. Some idiot is bleeding all over my floor.

[ebony_mask]

Do you ever plan ahead?

[he_is_wild]

No.

Maybe.

A little.

I had to tip the cop, though, Maskie.

[ebony_mask]

Do you know how cheap plastic is? Painters throw that shit out all the time. I have no sympathy whatsoever for your carpet.

[he_is_wild]

Been outta money. I was eating a cantaloupe and hating it. "You're just putting off cooking real dinner, old man". I don't think I've cooked real dinner in a few days. "Oh, I'll grab a tangelo, I don't need to cook right now." Yeah, well someday soon you're going to run out of fruit, clown, and you're setting a bad example for your hyenas. Look at poor Ollie. He's sniffing at the rind. You know he emulates you. Your hyenas are going to eat fruit, and it's going to be your fault.

Jeremy died for a good cause.

[ebony_mask]

Huh?

[he_is_wild]

What?

[ebony_mask]

I don't understand a goddamn word of what you're saying.

[he_is_wild]

That's 'cuz your brain moves like it's mired in molasses. Clear away some of that gunk, would ya?

[ebony_mask]

No, it's because you're fuckin' insane as all hell. That doesn't make sense to anyone with half their marbles!

[he_is_wild]

You keep saying things like this but I'm not sure you're aware of how similar we are.