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[gentiana_clusii]

[Hallo, network. Have an opening shot of Ken, flicking balls of wadded up paper at a plastic cup with a look of Intense Concentration on his face

Comments

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[quackery]

What happened to you?

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[gentiana_clusii]

Got hit by a car. Kinda hurts, don't recommend it.

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[quackery]

Y-You should be more careful!

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[gentiana_clusii]

Well, I kinda knew what was gonna happen. Kid ran out into the road, y'know, couldn't in good conscience let him get smoked when I could take the hit for him.

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[quackery]

That was really nice... Are you going to be okay?

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[gentiana_clusii]

Yup. Already okay enough to be driving everyone mad.

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[quackery]

I'm sure you aren't!

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[gentiana_clusii]

Obviously you don't know how bad I am at sitting down, shutting up, and doing what the poor beleaguered doctors tell me to do.

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[quackery]

It must be really boring to have to sit there all day, though!

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[gentiana_clusii]

Well, yeah. But if getting hurt or sick was fun, everyone'd be doing it I guess.

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[quackery]

But I don't think it's your fault you're bored!

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[gentiana_clusii]

Eh, some would argue that it was my own twitchy nature that was to blame, so maybe it is my fault. But what does the blame matter, I guess.

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[quackery]

It's not twitchy if you were saving someone!

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[gentiana_clusii]

No, but it is if I'm sitting in the hospital afterward complaining that I'm bored.