Video.

[flynnrider]

[ The video flicks on and off a couple of times to reveal a nose before the owner of the new NV realises what he's doing, a breathless yelp behind the feed as it finally slams On.]

- unzel! Rapunzel, are you there, can you hear me? Great, stuck in a new city and even Max is gone. Where could she be?

[ Running a hand through his hair, the handsome

Comments

[cowboy_newsie]

No, nobody like that. I woulda remembered. How the hell do you climb her hair?

[flynnrider]

Warily of getting tangled in it, I can tell you that much.

[cowboy_newsie]

Yeah, but I mean-- it didn't hurt her or nothin'?

[flynnrider]

It's really, really long. Trust me, her hair hurts more innocent bystanders than it does that perky little lady.

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[cowboy_newsie]

How do hair hurt people? I mean, no offense, but it's hair.

[cowboy_newsie]

[He pauses, realizes he's debating hair, and adds:]

Anyway, did anyone explain how thin's work around here?

[flynnrider]

You ever seen a girl wield seventy feet of hair like a lasso that yanks you off a cliff? Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

[ Sighs heavily. ]

Vaguely, apparently this isn't the kingdom of Corona and I'm just another sap pulled from a different dimension. Mmhm, entirely credible explanation.

[cowboy_newsie]

Well-- yeah, that's pretty much it. I dunno about another dimension, but we all come from different worlds. Like me, I'm from New York, 1899.

[flynnrider]

Must be small if it's new.

[cowboy_newsie]

It's the biggest and most important city in the country, as a matter o' fact. But anyway-- this city is called Siren's Port, in a country called Canada. Uh, lesse . . . you get magic powers if you don't already have em, you're stuck here for life, and there's monsters at night, so be careful.

[flynnrider]

Son, have you been drinking? And more importantly - do you know a good tavern?

[cowboy_newsie]

Believe me or don't. You'll find out soon enough. And no, but I know a good few bars, if you want.

[flynnrider]

A bar in a tavern, yes, that's what I'm asking.

[cowboy_newsie]

Yeah, I'm-- Jesus Christ. Fourth district, seventh street. There's a good one there.

[Pause.]

Why the hell can you buy a girl with hair you can climb but you's treatin' this like a fairy tale?

[flynnrider]

Because she's real? She's so real I've got the bumps, cuts and scrapes to prove it, buddy.

[cowboy_newsie]

And so is this! You're here right now!