[Filtered Away from Alice Nonomura. Aka: No peeking/hacking, Miss Alice. His voice was careful, sounding a little unsure of himself.]So... I got a girl for this Secret Santa thing. I think I might know who she is, but I want to see if anyone else knows her too, I guess. Miss Alice Nonomura? Says she's a nurse. I guess I got a good idea of what she
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[...He's...Most likely kidding.]
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Yeah, you blamed Lutz for the toaster too, and I know that was Cat.
....Want anything else from the store?
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The toaster wasn't his fault. He never gets on the counters and you know it. Lutz on the other hand...
[Snorts. Oh god, don't ask for shit from the store. Claudio has been hungry as hell lately] More Hot Pockets... [wait. Hnnn...] When did you leave for the store? [Someone only just woke up. shh...]
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[Pause....]
...Can...We just say it's Cat. For my sanity?
[Another pause]
An hour ago. Something like that. Even told you I was leaving.
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[pause.... snort] Was I asleep when you said you were leaving? [most likely... really. He might have responded though! Even waved buhbye! Doesn't mean he heard it]
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[That doesn't have much of a bite behind it, and he's clearly kind of distracted. Where the fuck does this store hide the hot pockets? Did they move shit again?]
You talked. Told me you were awake. Like...Six times. [...He's knows this does not mean Dio is awake, he's just making fun of him.]
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You know that doesn't mean I'm really awake. [Yes, stater of the obvious. He yawned, as if to make the point] That was over a hour ago anyhow. Clearly I had more sleeping to do.
[And yes, check the frozen goods on row six? You know, other end of the store? Because that store moves shit all the damn time. Of course when you get there the clerk in the row will be all 'Oh it's now in the frozen meats row, back in row 16... cus you know that's how this works.]
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Lazy ass.
[Pause....Fuck. Where the fuck are they? THEY WERE IN THIS ROW LAST WEEK. He knows. He shopped that week too. :|....Someone's got to pretend to have some sense of grown up responsibility.]
Hey, try keeping Cat in our room. Might keep him away from the tree. Then Jinx wont sell him to the Zoo.
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Bite me. S'my day off. I can be lazy if I want.
[Yawns again, clearly stretching and--Again, Bite... him. He has grown up sensibilities... once... in... a great while.]
I'm not the one who has to open the door to get in and out. Apollo doesn't get out when I put him up. --We'd get more sellin' Jinx to the Zoo anyhow...
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[Yes, that is an answer to both.]
...We'd get sued if we sold her. Property damage.
[There's a pause as Trauma collects the hot pockets.......FINALLY and starts to head to the check out. About the point he reaches into his pocket he swears. He has the money, but there are other annoyances.]
Fuck. When I get there, you're going to have to let me in.
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