[Voice]

[assrenovator]

Real sad about all those kids who died in the slums, huh? Any of you guys goin' to the funeral?

...Is anyone else getting freaked out about the classified ads today and yesterday? A cat boy with two tails? What the fuck, man?

[OOC: If anyone's interested in seeing him there, Kanji will be skulking some distance from the funeral, just close enough to listen and trying to pretend it's just a coincidence.]