001 | [voice]
[ Suddenly, on a network near you: lots of white noise. Or is that the cackling of fire? Followed by a SLAM of a blade against concrete, like it's being impaled into it. ]
Yo, Siren's Port. You know the first thing your greeters told me when I got here? They told me that your monsters were dangerous, so don't you go outside after the sirens, blah blah blah.
You. Fucking. MORONS.
These so-called monsters are the only fucking reason I bothered to stick around in this piss-poor city, and they're so boring I'm almost in tears! Fuck! [ More sounds of fire, followed by an explosion of... flesh? Probably a monster exploding.
And now, with an angry huff: ] Damn this shit. I'm going home.
Yo, Siren's Port. You know the first thing your greeters told me when I got here? They told me that your monsters were dangerous, so don't you go outside after the sirens, blah blah blah.
You. Fucking. MORONS.
These so-called monsters are the only fucking reason I bothered to stick around in this piss-poor city, and they're so boring I'm almost in tears! Fuck! [ More sounds of fire, followed by an explosion of... flesh? Probably a monster exploding.
And now, with an angry huff: ] Damn this shit. I'm going home.