[video] a little bit of early holiday dorkiness

[implausibility]

[At first, it's just a whisper, and the camera's pointing at the ceiling, where a lonely fan cuts across the artificial lighting in an ever-steady, ever-constant motion.]

Guys, guys, check this out.

[There's rustling, and then Adachi's hand reaches into view, pulling the camera back down to where it reveals...no. That white, fluffy beard tied

Comments

[implausibility]

Oh.

[Wait, Santa. He clears his throat, coughing into his mouth, and tries again, this time with a deeper voice.]

Oh, well, uh...young lad, that's a surprisingly honest answer!

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[implausibility]

That depends on to what means you're acting like one, right?

[implausibility]

But Santa doesn't get counted on any list! He's the one handing out the presents!

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[implausibility]

People are pretty quick to write off what doesn't exist. They tell you 'monsters' are imaginary too.

[implausibility]

Oh, but don't tell the kids that, all right? Can't burst their bubbles this early.

[implausibility]

[No argument here.]

So does Santa Claus! Usually, it's your old man waiting until you're asleep to stuff something he bought on sale under your fake synthetic tree, but you know. Details, details.