Attention, residents of Siren's Port.
[ Grell shakes out his long, red hair, setting the little skulls on his glasses rattling. His surroundings are far more luxurious than in his previous broadcasts; he appears to be sitting on a divan in a elaborately-appointed drawing room. ]
It's that time of year again - you know, Christmas! When people celebrate family and good fortune together. Usually I have to work at Christmastime, cos that's also the time of year when folks are overindulging on drink, families are fighting, and orphans are freezing to death on the streets!
But this year, I don't have to work! I'm on holiday! Additionally, I am so VERY grateful to the kindness the people of this city have shown me, ever since my unexpected arrival. I'm looking forwards to actually enjoying Christmas for the first time in my life.
So, by way of thanks, I'd like to send each and every one of you a Christmas card! Just leave me your name and address, and whether you'd like it delivered by post or ~personally.~ And if you've got a bit of Christmas cheer to offer, I might even sing you a carol or two!
Ta-ta, lovelies!
(ooc: Grell is
up to no good!)