005 | [video]

[angelify]

Okay, seems to me a disclaimer is in order.

All opinions expressed by me are my own and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of God, his shareholders, or any divine entities other than my own heavenly body.

[He holds up Castiel's duck with a smile.]

Now, that that's over with, look at this adorable duck.

QUACK!I don't think Cas has even

Comments

[omnilinguist]

With a name like that, you'll make it sound as if you intend to eat it.

[angelify]

I'm joking. I promise this duck is safe from the dinner plate.

[omnilinguist]

Where did you get a hold of a duck? Hopefully not in a park somewhere.

[angelify]

It's my roommate's. Not sure where he got it, but he doesn't seem like the ducknapping type.

[omnilinguist]

Is it a duckling, or is it full grown?

[angelify]

Still a duckling.

[omnilinguist]

Ducklings require a certain amount of special care. Have you researched that?

[angelify]

I've been doing so, yes. I didn't expect my roommate to bring a pet with him.

[omnilinguist]

But you have no real problem with it.

[angelify]

Far be it from me to tell him he can't have a pet if it makes him happy.

[omnilinguist]

That's very generous of you.

[angelify]

I'd like to think of myself as a generous guy, yeah.

[omnilinguist]

Hopefully your roommate isn't the sort to take advantage of your generosity.

[angelify]

I feel pretty confident he doesn't know how taking advantage of things works.

[omnilinguist]

Ah. Particularly naive is he?

[angelify]

Just a smidgen.