Nov 24, 2010 09:08
There was a sale on Furniture you see, at a place called 'Ikea'. [Someone seems a bit upset...but then again when it's Beatrice, that's always putting it lightly.] I've been hearing good things about Swedish Furniture so I decided that I'd grace such a place with my presence - pick out a few worthy pieces of my liking to take home with me.
And what do I find?!
There is no Furniture! Just a bunch of modernistic styled tables and chairs! Why would I need such garbage when I've ornate, oak carved 18th century style furnishings?! What sort of joke is this?!
I swear I'm going to disembowel whoever decided to run such a promotion! That's false advertising!
†: apollo justice,
c: amy sorel,
c: akira inugami,
c: ahiru,
c: luca macken,
!: beatrice