oo3 || [ voice; ]
As a small minority of you already know, tomorrow evening will be the grand opening of The Lux, a bar and restaurant that I own, located in Sector Five of Siren's Port. A live jazz band will be present for the grand majority of the evening, while drinks will be free to guests after midnight. The establishment is both proofed against the darkness, well-guarded and warded, and open until dawn. Though minors must be accompanied by an adult, so long as you lot leave your petty squabbles at the door, I am opening my hall to any and all kinds.
[ A beat ]
That said, I must warn caution to those amongst you who may be starting to proverbially wring their hands together in mischief: if you value our peaceful coexistence, then leave your maniacal theatrics at home. This is neutral ground, and I will not tolerate any form of violence transpiring either within the walls of the Lux or anywhere within a mile of its premises. I am neither a poncy Marlowian caricature to bargained with or some two-dimensional sociopath infinitely obsessed with death and murder; allusions to one or the either will be dealt with accordingly.
This is your one and only warning, and I hope you are not thick-headed as to ignore it.
[ He lets the threat hang, before continuing. ]
To the rest of you, I await your arrival and will do my level best to provide an enjoyable atmosphere for the evening.