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[deservesabone]

So, had a weird encounter the other night that got me thinkin'. I know some people go out in the Darkness every now and again. So those folks who do, what would you say is the biggest, meanest thing out there? Animal wise - like the rope-faced dogs.

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[madeinoblivion]

Biggest and meanest animal So...so the usual mutation doesn't count, huh. Going by Darwin's guide, or what I've seen personally?

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[deservesabone]

Right. I'd prefer a personal account, but I'll take what you've read too.

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[madeinoblivion]

[The way your house DJ is so animated in his wide-eyed darkness-adventurer's enthusiasm for these monsters should worry you just a little, Sam, for how he spends his nights off.

No really. Joe is something of an adrenaline-tripping junkie for the Darkness, especially the monsters in it. He talks monsters like people talk baseball stats.]

Honestly they're not too big at all, but the biggest pain to avoid is that stupid pack of little cats that explode from the Rotgut Cougars- no literally, I've seen them, they explode and you get dozens of these crazed little things that come at you in a pack

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[deservesabone]

[wow. That was... quite the speech, Joe]

That's. That's, uh - that's actually real helpful.

...You go out there a lot, huh?

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[madeinoblivion]

When I can. I've got to train!

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[deservesabone]

For what?

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[madeinoblivion]

So that I can be like a real warrior, and protect my friends.

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[deservesabone]

Real warriors don't go out riskin' their neck all the goddamn time if they don't have to.

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[madeinoblivion]

I'm just trying my best to be at the top of my game!

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[deservesabone]

You're tryin' to give me a heart attack.

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[madeinoblivion]

I'm really not, Sam, cross my heart.