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[Here we have Gabriel, currently sitting in a bar somewhere, because he's a bonafide hustler... Okay, he's an archangel moonlighting as a Trickster moonlighting as a hustler, but details, right? Aside from the fact that he walks the streets freely after Sirens like NOTHING AT ALL SCARES HIM, he's... At least pretending to keep a low profile when it comes to his tricks.
Kinda.
Either way....]
I was gonna open this with a morality essay question, but, hey, it's been done, right? [Yes, consider that his "I totally pay attention to you losers" opener. Don't you feel enlightened?]
Anyway. I can't be the only one looking at the latest news and thinking... Boy, this can't go anywhere good, can I? I mean.... Not to burst anyone's bubble or anything? But when something looks too good to be true... It usually is. [Also, he and Cas... Both tried to get down there and it... Did not go very well for them. So Gabriel's just a bitter little bitch.]
Not to be the token cynic or anything. [Yeah, because.... A thing surrounded by cops that no one can get to is "too good to be true." He knows what you're thinking, General Audience. He knows the Winchesters. Stupidity is a language he speaks fluently.... Because he's often just as stupid as the other guy.]
Kinda.
Either way....]
I was gonna open this with a morality essay question, but, hey, it's been done, right? [Yes, consider that his "I totally pay attention to you losers" opener. Don't you feel enlightened?]
Anyway. I can't be the only one looking at the latest news and thinking... Boy, this can't go anywhere good, can I? I mean.... Not to burst anyone's bubble or anything? But when something looks too good to be true... It usually is. [Also, he and Cas... Both tried to get down there and it... Did not go very well for them. So Gabriel's just a bitter little bitch.]
Not to be the token cynic or anything. [Yeah, because.... A thing surrounded by cops that no one can get to is "too good to be true." He knows what you're thinking, General Audience. He knows the Winchesters. Stupidity is a language he speaks fluently.... Because he's often just as stupid as the other guy.]