006. [text]

Nov 04, 2010 00:11

Despite the favour I have for it, even I must admit that sometimes the word 'fool' is inadequate for fully demonstrating the complete and utter depths of another person's stupidity; previously, I would have thought that there were no words in this language or any other that would serve as suitable descriptor ( Read more... )

†: calisto yew, c: sirius black, c: larry butz, c: naruto uzumaki, c: adachi tohru, †: poison ivy, c: shihouin yoruichi, !: franziska von karma, †: claire bennet

Leave a comment

[voice] atrumcanis November 3 2010, 14:06:11 UTC
Do I applaud or do I thank you or do I send flowers?

Reply

[voice] dancing_pierrot November 3 2010, 14:08:54 UTC
Hmph. I'm not expecting anything in return.

Reply

[voice] atrumcanis November 3 2010, 14:40:02 UTC
Even if I feel moved to do so? It is a rather lovely list. Exhaustive. I particularly like the alliteration, if I do say so myself; too many people ignore the beauty of a good alliterative phrase. A bit restricting, since it's caused you to leave off some particularly good ones--but I won't critique it right now!

Reply

[voice] dancing_pierrot November 3 2010, 14:45:02 UTC
You are, of course, free to contribute to it if you so wish.

Reply

[voice] atrumcanis November 3 2010, 14:55:24 UTC
And destroy that which you've built here? I wouldn't dream of it. Fingerpainting on a Picasso.

Anyways, I would know whether to give you verbs or nouns. You really ought to give specificity a go sometime.

Reply

[voice] dancing_pierrot November 3 2010, 14:57:17 UTC
Either would do.

Reply

[voice] atrumcanis November 3 2010, 15:02:40 UTC
Right, then. Minger, git, nancy, munter, bint, pillock, trollop, bugger--just for starters.

Reply

[voice] dancing_pierrot November 3 2010, 15:04:57 UTC
Very British of you.

Reply

[voice] atrumcanis November 3 2010, 15:10:35 UTC
Can't help where we're raised, can we. But I did say for starters. You left off some base essentials--bastard and arse and goon and beast and--oh, hang on, the other day at school, this bloke told me a good one: butterface.

Reply

[voice] dancing_pierrot November 3 2010, 15:19:08 UTC
Butterface? In what context is that used as an insult...?

Reply

[voice] atrumcanis November 3 2010, 15:26:42 UTC
As in, "everything is attractive but-her-face", and then you get "butterface" from that. Brilliant, isn't it!

Reply

[voice] dancing_pierrot November 3 2010, 15:27:43 UTC
Isn't that more of a back-handed compliment?

Reply

[voice] atrumcanis November 3 2010, 15:31:48 UTC
No, because what's the use if she has some horrific moose face? Might as well not even go for it; it's all or nothing. I mean, would you settle?

Reply

[voice] dancing_pierrot November 3 2010, 15:39:12 UTC
You could always place a paper bag over her head.

Reply

Re: [voice] atrumcanis November 3 2010, 15:42:35 UTC
What, is that what you would do?

Reply

[voice] dancing_pierrot November 3 2010, 15:47:47 UTC
I would have no qualms about doing so to you if you so desire.

Reply


Leave a comment

Up