[video] for great dorkiness

[sequincy]

[You're so lucky today, Siren's Port - you get a view of Ishida's immaculate carpet. There's shuffling and dorky cooing in the background, and then someone's finally lifting the NV to change the view from beige-white carpet fibers to - ]

[ - a curious, grey-furred chinchilla, who gives a little hop right up to the lens and fills the screen with her twitching nose]

[the video lifts again, and this time Uryuu comes partly into view, wearing the dorkiest smile ever]

Her name is Yajiri. ♥