001: [ VIDEO ]
[ Teeth. Far too many, far too pointy, and looming ever closer towards the screen. There's… something in between two of the teeth. An enormous finger reaches up to dislodge it. ]
Eh? What? Of course I know what that is, it's a mirror! A little gold compact. A bit naff, but--
[ There is the sound of conversation. A helpful, pleasant voice, presumably a Greeter. And then, an increasingly irritable voice. ]
A what? An NV? Why? Whom would I want to talk to? How cliché -- I'm a DEATH god, I don't need friends!
...
Unless...?
[ The camera pulls back. A face appears on the screen: red-haired, green-eyed, bespectacled and grinning. Toothily. ]
If there are any gorgeous men out there, my name is... Grell Sutcliff! ☆
I'm a tender flower, just waiting to be plucked! And I'm looking for yoooooooooooooooooou~!
[ Lips pucker towards the screen and loom large. And then, thankfully, the feed switches off! ]
Eh? What? Of course I know what that is, it's a mirror! A little gold compact. A bit naff, but--
[ There is the sound of conversation. A helpful, pleasant voice, presumably a Greeter. And then, an increasingly irritable voice. ]
A what? An NV? Why? Whom would I want to talk to? How cliché -- I'm a DEATH god, I don't need friends!
...
Unless...?
[ The camera pulls back. A face appears on the screen: red-haired, green-eyed, bespectacled and grinning. Toothily. ]
If there are any gorgeous men out there, my name is... Grell Sutcliff! ☆
I'm a tender flower, just waiting to be plucked! And I'm looking for yoooooooooooooooooou~!
[ Lips pucker towards the screen and loom large. And then, thankfully, the feed switches off! ]