[Ro is leaned forward on the couch in her still sparsely decorated apartment. After switching jobs around--yeah, she still doesn't have a lot. But she's munching on candy corn. She pops one into her mouth.]
Mmm--Am I the only one that likes these? Because I bought a three bags of this stuff and I can't WAIT for after Halloween when everything goes on sale. [Somebody doesn't have a sweet tooth. At all.]
So... I feel like dressing up this year. Call me six years old, but at least it's more fun than riding a big plastic swan in a half-foot of water and calling it "romantic". Besides, I'm going to the party this weekend. So any ideas? Every Halloween store I've been to's "adult female" costumes are just thigh-high skirts and tits hanging out.
[She pulls a face.] You'd think you could find a "witch" costume without the word "naughty" right next to it.
And somebody at work said I should be a woodsy outdoorsman for some reason... I'm not sure if he meant the lumberjack kind or the Australian kind that
live in vans and piss in jars.