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Oct 06, 2010 22:23

*Joker is sitting elegantly in a bean bag chair. Real men own bean bag chairs.*

So the other day I stabbed a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who worked for the police and he said the "Newcomers" were freaks around here. All these months and I hadn't noticed but I s'pose I shoulda, since Quicksilver had a similar experience, aye?

Anyway, as I was wiping my knife off on the chap's polyester blend T-shirt I got to thinking...How many generations are here that we have "Newcomers" anyway? I'm hoping quite a few since if the folks who built the Core were still here they should bloody well know how to fix the damned thing and send all their undesirables back. See, kids? This is why we should write more owner's manuals for our transdimensional whoozits.

*He taps his forehead.*

Speakin' of the Core, what in the blinking blue blazes is it and why does it think it's important for the local busline driver to have X-ray vision? Man, that gets creepy...

†: lady, †: mordecai heller, !: the joker, c: death, †: edward nygma, †: amaterasu, †: claire bennet, †: susan stop helit, c: kadaj

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