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[outbursting]

Lily-chan, Nana-chan!

[Yosuke smiles cheerfully as he waves lightly at the screen, hanging out in his room.]

I remembered that I haven't played hide-and-seek with you two, right? Don't worry, I hadn't forgotten! This just got a little, ah, that doesn't really matter. [Light scratch behind his head.] So do you two -

[A pause as he looks to

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[underachieves]

[What the hell is Yosuke going on about? He shuffles into the room because despite all the noise it doesn't sound too important... And then he looks at what Yosuke's pointing at.]

Huh? Roach?

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[outbursting]

[It actually really hurt to move this much, but he doesn't care. Desperate times call for desperate flailing.]

Don't say it so blase! Kill it! Kill it, now!

Oh, man, I'm seriously going to cry here.

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[underachieves]

You're seriously in tears over a roach.

[He rolls his eyes and puts his hands together. His shadow whips out rather suddenly from beneath him, striking out in a claw to sweep up the roach and crush it.]

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[outbursting]

Shut up!

[Turns away so that he can pound his fist somewhat dramatically against the wall, sobbing. It was to make his sobbing seem a little more for show rather than actually being that bothered by it.]

We really have to move! Do you have any idea how many more might be in this apartment!?

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[underachieves]

[Aaaand his shadow deposits that lovely cockroach corpse in the trashcan. Ew.]

Dude, it's a city. Everywhere has roaches. We're not in freaking Elysium.

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[outbursting]

[. . .

Slow head turn.]

I refuse to believe that! I REFUSE!

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[underachieves]

[IGNORED. No way is he going to indulge the idea of moving.]

Do you need anything else while I'm here, princess?

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[outbursting]

This is serious, Shika!

[Ah, he really is still crying about the thought of them crawling around in the apartment. Laying eggs. Being in his bed. SCREE--!]

That's it! I'm going to move to the hospital. I'll live amongst the sterile walls!

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[underachieves]

Hospitals have roaches too.

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[outbursting]

LIES AND FUCKING SLANDER!

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[underachieves]

[Yeah, he still has no idea this is being recorded. So his shadow throws a pillow at Yosuke's head.]

Stop screaming, man. The landlord already gave us a notice for the other night.

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[outbursting]

[Ack! Into the wall. Yosuke also had forgotten, just holding onto the NV, forgetting that it was there.]

That was Naruto's fault! I refuse to also be blamed for how noisy he can be!

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[underachieves]

You're both dumbasses competing for the gold medal in dumbassery.

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[outbursting]

Even if that may be true--!

Naruto wins it. Every. Single. Fucking. Time.

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[underachieves]

I wouldn't say--

...

[Now he notices.]

Has your NV been on this whole time?

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[foretells]

Yes, it has been. [She smiles.]