text---> audio ---> video

[reigning_cloud]

[first, text:]

hjefg

[then the audio clicks on. There's rustling. And soft... chirping?]

[and after another couple of moments the video feed flickers on and AAAAAHH suddenly the screen is filled with the beady black eyes and soft yellow feathers of a REALLY CUTE BIRD. HOLY SHIT]

[and then that bird begins to sing a beautiful song[after a long

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video.

[regive]

[Uwa, so cute!]

Hey, hey, is that your Chain?

video.

[reigning_cloud]

It's a bird.

video.

[regive]

I didn't ask if it's a bird.

video

[reigning_cloud]

If it's a bird, it's not a chain.

video

[regive]

Birds can be chains too! Like Raven and Jabberwock and Owl and and--

video

[reigning_cloud]

Stop babbling. It's a bird. Not a chain.

video

[regive]

Well, does it have a name? It should at least have a name, right? Right?

Re: video

[reigning_cloud]

Hibird.

[makes a face] I didn't name it.

[regive]

If you didn't, then who did?

[reigning_cloud]

Some noisy person.

[regive]

Can I rename it?

[reigning_cloud]

[warily] What, exactly?

[regive]

Well, something like 'Fifi' or 'Petunia'.

Oh, or 'Lala'! That's a nice name, isn't it?

[reigning_cloud]

No.

[regive]

'Princess'?

[reigning_cloud]

It's name will remain the same until you can come up with something that isn't nonsense