001 [Voice]
Who the hell built this thing, American tosh no doubt-- [the voice speaking is quite possibly the most English thing you've ever heard though it's hard to pin down the dialect, it keeps shifting, there's also a slight strain to his tone]
Alright, so Wonderland's out the back of the bleeding pub, I'll remember that.
I'll go ahead and make the obvious enquiry then. What is this place and how did I get here?
[a pause]
More importantly however, where do I get a decent cup of tea at? Preferably Darjeeling, though I can make do with Tetley's or something, I suppose. So long as it's not that Typhoo tripe.
[another pause, he's really fighting off the headache to try for some semblance of politeness here]
Any assistance anyone can offer would be much appreciated, thank you.
Alright, so Wonderland's out the back of the bleeding pub, I'll remember that.
I'll go ahead and make the obvious enquiry then. What is this place and how did I get here?
[a pause]
More importantly however, where do I get a decent cup of tea at? Preferably Darjeeling, though I can make do with Tetley's or something, I suppose. So long as it's not that Typhoo tripe.
[another pause, he's really fighting off the headache to try for some semblance of politeness here]
Any assistance anyone can offer would be much appreciated, thank you.