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[qwykest]

[ the NV starts and the guy speaking into is clearly aware that it's on. but is just talking into it anyways. at like, five hundred miles a minute. ]

Yeah, okay, so I'm not dead. Thanks a lot, leaving me where I could be killed. Seriously, how do you expect a guy to feel welcomed into some crazy new town if you're gonna leave him out there for the

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[zealouspeter]

Just keep going West from the diamond. There's no wall on that side.

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[qwykest]

Thanks.

[ and the sound of like. really fast wind. though so fast it barely makes a sound ]

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[zealouspeter]

Make it yet?

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[qwykest]

[ quick sounds of water and then they stop and it's wind again ]

Like, five minutes ago.

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[zealouspeter]

Your power's pretty impressive. How does Canada look?

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[qwykest]

Lots of moose.

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[zealouspeter]

You'll make it to Bayville in a second flat, just like you said.

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[qwykest]

Yeah, and I got bored so I came back.

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[zealouspeter]

Great! Whenever we need to get something from outside, we'll just send you. I bet people would pay in the millions.

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[qwykest]

Oh goody. It'll give me something to do for all of about five minutes.

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[zealouspeter]

You aren't very strong, are you? So if someone orders another tank, you'd have to drive it for a while.

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[qwykest]

Good. That way I can let it run you over.

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[zealouspeter]

Isn't proof that you can't leave what you wanted?

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[qwykest]

Don't you shut up?

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[zealouspeter]

I'm not even talking.

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[qwykest]

Well then!

[ feigning surprise ]

How about you go suffocate somewhere then.