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[ VOICE ] one ( RIGHT AFTER SIREN )

Aug 12, 2010 01:02

[ the NV starts and the guy speaking into is clearly aware that it's on. but is just talking into it anyways. at like, five hundred miles a minute. ]

Yeah, okay, so I'm not dead. Thanks a lot, leaving me where I could be killed. Seriously, how do you expect a guy to feel welcomed into some crazy new town if you're gonna leave him out there for the ( Read more... )

†: red x, c: nami, c: jubilee, c: allen walker, †: scarecrow, †: shijima kurookano, c: jinx, †: killer croc, †: poison ivy

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[voice] hexyoutotuesday August 12 2010, 06:15:52 UTC

...you sound a lot like a kid in yellow spandex I hate.

Any relation to anyone named Flash, or am I just jumping to conclusions?

[voice] qwykest August 12 2010, 06:17:46 UTC

"Flash"? Never heard of such a lame codename so I'm gonna assume so, sweetheart.

Seriously? Flash? That's the best they can come up with? What's next: The Blur?

[voice] hexyoutotuesday August 12 2010, 06:23:28 UTC

The Flash. Kid Flash. And those are the creative ones. Don't even get me started about the rest of the Justice League.

So, hero boy. What color are your spandex? Do you wear a big letter on your chest? Tell me you know that capes went out in the 80's.

[voice] qwykest August 12 2010, 06:26:08 UTC

"Justice League"? I can already take a big guess on what kind of losers it contains. Really, no need to enlighten me.

[ ANNOYED. WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK HE'S A HERO. )8 ]

Back up and hold it right there, girl. Hero? You might wanna try talking to some X-Geeks instead cause I'm definitely not the type you're looking for.

[voice] hexyoutotuesday August 12 2010, 06:30:59 UTC

Aw. But what happened to you being brought here to save the citizens of our sad little town? All talk and no play makes the fastest boy alive a dull boy.

So, since you're not the Droids I'm looking for, who are you?

[voice] qwykest August 12 2010, 06:32:49 UTC

I'm not a hero. But that doesn't mean I can't do what heroes do. Since it's easy.

Ladies first.

[voice] hexyoutotuesday August 12 2010, 06:36:39 UTC

Saving orphans from burning buildings isn't easy in my book. It's downright lame.

[Hi, I'm basically the DC version of your sister.]

Which was why I inquired first, miss.

[voice] qwykest August 12 2010, 06:42:01 UTC

If it brings the payroll in, who cares?

[ NNNOOOOOOOOO. EVEN IN CANADA I CAN'T ESCAPE HER ]

[ afjdaslkfjakl. HE ACTUALLY HMPHS. ] Try again, brat.

[voice] hexyoutotuesday August 12 2010, 06:47:07 UTC

Villainy means a higher payroll, cupcake.

[WIN.]

Brat? That's coming from the guy who sounds like he's not a day over fourteen. Why so evasive about just a little name? Oh, wait. You're in a new city, about to start a shiny new life, so maybe this is the time for a new identity. Reinvent yourself, sparky! It's all the rage.

[But seriously. She kinda a bitch bag. My dearest apologies.]

[voice] qwykest August 12 2010, 07:00:39 UTC

Oooooh. And let me guess, you're a "villain"?

And yet, this is all coming from a girl who sounds like she hasn't started worrying about the big P yet, I don't know if I should take advice.

My name's Quicksilver, girl. And believe me, I don't plan to reinvent myself anytime soon.

[ it's coo'. so is he. 8D ]

[voice] hexyoutotuesday August 12 2010, 07:10:24 UTC

[Don't talk about periods! She's much too skinny for that talk!]

Quicksilver? You seriously think that's better than calling yourself a Flash. You sound like a brand of car wax. If I use you on my motorcycle, will you spiff it up so nice I'll be able to see my reflection?

[She thinks she's so funny.] The name's Jinx. Back home I was the greatest supervillain the west had seen. I've settled down since then. Living a comfortable, rich life filled with above ground lairs. AGI offers a great 401k.

[voice] thanxforthetoys August 12 2010, 07:11:06 UTC

You know, they don't mention the 401k in the employee handbook.

[voice] hexyoutotuesday August 12 2010, 07:13:24 UTC

Well, you know big corporate. Don't tell you what you're in for until your at the docks in a pair of concrete loafers. Times is hard.

[voice] qwykest August 12 2010, 07:18:24 UTC

[ TOO LATE ]

And yet, your name is Jinx. Wow, cleeeeever. And so intimidating! I'm cowering in my spandex right about now, actually.

Yeah. "Greatest supervillain". Sure.

[voice] hexyoutotuesday August 12 2010, 07:23:41 UTC

[There's a pun in there. I just know it.]

...if you're actually wearing spandex right now, I'm going to laugh my firm, gray ass off.

I'd rather be Jinx, the Queen of Bad Luck, than Quicksilver, the Car Wax now available at Wal-Mart.

[voice] qwykest August 12 2010, 07:28:16 UTC

You know, I could tell you what quicksilver actually was but it'd be like teaching Special Ed kids. No matter how good of a teacher you are, they'll still be stupid.

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