♔ DECLARATION THE TENTH // video ♔
TODAY IS THE DAY, SIREN'S PORT!
And WHAT day is that, you may be asking? Well! Allow me, Suou Tamaki, this chance to educate you in just what monumental day you are going to bear witness to!
[He turns the video around and focuses on a sign up sheet, written on a very fine-looking and expensive piece of paper (only the best, of course!). The title at the top is written in the best and neatest calligraphy: THE HOST CLUB TRYOUTS SIGN UP SHEET. Two rows of columns, and someone has drawn little happy faces in the corners.]
That's right--the time has come for the Host Club auditions! Isn't it wonderful!
Now, of course, there may still be some of you who don't know what a Host Club is! First of all, it has nothing to do with cats, and everything to do with entertaining princesses--but here, in Canada, we have decided to modify it slightly! The doors of our Host Club will be open to patrons of all types--commoner princesses, princesses, and commoners alike! AND! This is where you (and my wonderful sign up sheet) come in!
We have a need for hosts! We are a limited company here, after all, and though the representatives of our club--Kyouya, Haruhi, and myself!--are extremely good hosts, we still have need of some additions to our ranks! So sign up today to audition for the pleasure of being a part of what will soon become one of the finest clubs in all of Siren's Port! Nominate your friends, if you believe them deserving of such an honor! Time slots will probably fill up very quickly, so don't delay--act now!
In addition: we are also looking for a house to rent, so if anyone has seen any houses, tell me about the! And--MR. NIGHTRAY. WHAT IS THE STATUS OF THE MUFFINS.
Now if you will excuse me, I must go and run laps and do all sorts of wonderful exercising things, or else risk excessive weight gain and horrifying disfigurement inappropriate for a host of my standing and request rate! Only I don't know where that personal trainer of mine has gone.... Ah, well, I will run around the city until I find him! It's such a pleasant day, and extra running will be good for me! [several deep and cleansing breaths! running in place! ready to go!] Very good!
Oh--and Mr. Edgeworth, thank you!
And WHAT day is that, you may be asking? Well! Allow me, Suou Tamaki, this chance to educate you in just what monumental day you are going to bear witness to!
[He turns the video around and focuses on a sign up sheet, written on a very fine-looking and expensive piece of paper (only the best, of course!). The title at the top is written in the best and neatest calligraphy: THE HOST CLUB TRYOUTS SIGN UP SHEET. Two rows of columns, and someone has drawn little happy faces in the corners.]
That's right--the time has come for the Host Club auditions! Isn't it wonderful!
Now, of course, there may still be some of you who don't know what a Host Club is! First of all, it has nothing to do with cats, and everything to do with entertaining princesses--but here, in Canada, we have decided to modify it slightly! The doors of our Host Club will be open to patrons of all types--commoner princesses, princesses, and commoners alike! AND! This is where you (and my wonderful sign up sheet) come in!
We have a need for hosts! We are a limited company here, after all, and though the representatives of our club--Kyouya, Haruhi, and myself!--are extremely good hosts, we still have need of some additions to our ranks! So sign up today to audition for the pleasure of being a part of what will soon become one of the finest clubs in all of Siren's Port! Nominate your friends, if you believe them deserving of such an honor! Time slots will probably fill up very quickly, so don't delay--act now!
In addition: we are also looking for a house to rent, so if anyone has seen any houses, tell me about the! And--MR. NIGHTRAY. WHAT IS THE STATUS OF THE MUFFINS.
Now if you will excuse me, I must go and run laps and do all sorts of wonderful exercising things, or else risk excessive weight gain and horrifying disfigurement inappropriate for a host of my standing and request rate! Only I don't know where that personal trainer of mine has gone.... Ah, well, I will run around the city until I find him! It's such a pleasant day, and extra running will be good for me! [several deep and cleansing breaths! running in place! ready to go!] Very good!
Oh--and Mr. Edgeworth, thank you!