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☮ 21; VOICE

Jul 20, 2010 20:00

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[HESITATION.]

Santa Claus is real, isn't he?! And the Easter bunny... Am I the only person who follows 'NORAD tracks Santa' every year?!

[HE CANNOT HANDLE THE TRUTH.]

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[voice] killswithapen July 20 2010, 18:06:42 UTC

[Trying again.]

Jack, be reasonable...

[voice] heavendivided July 20 2010, 18:10:37 UTC

I'm not asking you!

[voice] killswithapen July 20 2010, 18:12:12 UTC

Are you afraid?

[voice] heavendivided July 20 2010, 18:15:54 UTC

Of what?

[voice] killswithapen July 20 2010, 18:20:35 UTC

Having to grow up.

[voice] heavendivided July 20 2010, 18:25:04 UTC

At age 40, I very much consider myself a grown man, thank you very much. We're talking facts, not make-believe.

[voice] killswithapen July 20 2010, 18:26:00 UTC

No, we're talking make-believe, not facts.

[voice] heavendivided July 20 2010, 18:30:12 UTC

Do you have any proof that he doesn't exist?

[voice] killswithapen July 20 2010, 18:34:18 UTC

No, but I don't have proof he does, either. NORAD is made up to entertain children, though, I know that much.

[voice] heavendivided July 20 2010, 18:38:00 UTC

So you're telling me the North American Aerospace Defense Command doesn't exist, either?! Are you trying to be funny today? Are you testing your power? It's not working.

[voice] killswithapen July 20 2010, 18:45:13 UTC

Of course NORAD is real. I'm saying Santa isn't.

Do you really believe in a giant bunny who goes around giving people chocolate eggs, too?

[voice] heavendivided July 20 2010, 18:47:37 UTC

[deadpan] It's not about believing. I've gotten those eggs every year when I was still a kid.

[voice] killswithapen July 20 2010, 18:54:07 UTC

Couldn't anyone have given them to you? Did you ever see the bunny?

[voice] heavendivided July 20 2010, 19:05:44 UTC

Who would do that?! If they wanted to give me them, they could just give them to me directly. Santa's and the Easter Bunny's top priority is stealth, so of course I didn't see them!

[voice] killswithapen July 20 2010, 19:16:37 UTC

...

Stealth bunny?

No, Jack! They're made up so that people can sell you things! Christmas and Easter are both Christian holidays, and these stories have nothing to do with Christianity. Why would supernatural beings bring you things? What do they even get out of it? And why on Christian holidays?

[voice] heavendivided July 20 2010, 19:22:42 UTC

Light, don't dwell so much on the details. The 'how' and 'why' don't matter all that much, in the end. What's important is that we acknowledge the man behind the legend.

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