accidental video // 3

Jul 12, 2010 15:34

[This was supposed to be voice, but the wrong button was pushed--so now you get to see Sirius, a bit smudged and dirty, with a scratch running along his forehead. He's strolling down an alleyway, opening rubbish bins and dropping something into each one. Oh, mystery of mysteries.]Blo-o-o-dy hell. Summer ought not to be murder, and by that I mean: a ( Read more... )

c: sam merlotte, c: jubilee, c: allen walker, c: miles edgeworth, !: sirius black, †: azula, c: jinx, †: remus lupin

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Voice. payingthepiper July 12 2010, 21:08:41 UTC
[you. are odd, Mr. Black. let's focus on one bit of that oddity at a time:]

Are you planning on lighting those after you're finished, Sirius?

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Voice. atrumcanis July 12 2010, 21:16:21 UTC
[Right, so that's two for two. Erm.]

Wasn't planning on lighting anything. [but a pause.] By "those", you mean...?

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Voice. payingthepiper July 12 2010, 21:19:46 UTC
They look like fireworks.

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Voice. atrumcanis July 12 2010, 21:22:39 UTC
[pause. bugger.] I take it there was a mistake, then?

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Voice. payingthepiper July 12 2010, 21:24:38 UTC
It's a bit of a mistake to throw out perfectly good fireworks in other people's trash bins, I suppose, since you do so well with them...

... Unless you mean with your NV.

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Voice. atrumcanis July 12 2010, 21:29:03 UTC
[muttering muttering fuck these NVs muttering.]

No, they won't be going to waste and ruin, for all that they're concealed. Might be a bit more difficult, since now the whole of the sodding city knows about 'em, but that'll just give it an extra challenge. It's this technological rubbish that's more irritating.

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Voice. payingthepiper July 12 2010, 21:32:35 UTC
You did turn on the video option. [therefore, your fault.] What are you after, a chase through the twisted streets of Siren's Port? There are other ways of getting rid of boredom.

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Voice. atrumcanis July 12 2010, 21:37:41 UTC
But this is my favorite way. And there won't be any chase, Allen, mate, don't worry. You'll go gray before your time. Gray...er. Whiter. Whatever.

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Voice. [1/2.] payingthepiper July 12 2010, 21:40:57 UTC
You don't have to bring that up.

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Voice. payingthepiper July 12 2010, 21:41:18 UTC
Even though the entire city knows you're going to be responsible for the exploding bins?

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Voice. atrumcanis July 12 2010, 21:45:23 UTC
Sensitive topic, is it? I wasn't aware you were so vain. S' a nice shade, actually.

Er--well, it won't come to a chase, is what I mean. No damage. I'm no vandal, mate! [A pause. Er.] I'm no widely destructive van... Not a thing nor a soul will be seriously harmed or otherwise marred beyond recognition.

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Voice. payingthepiper July 12 2010, 21:55:16 UTC
N-no, er, it's... It's... fine.

At least you try to be truthful. [short sigh.] The owners of the bins might press charges. It seems like the people here do that a lot, over... well, they look like small things to everyone who's not them, I suppose.

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Voice. atrumcanis July 12 2010, 22:01:19 UTC
Hah! I've heard that one before. I won't be pressed or oppressed or any of that rubbish, no fear! S'just a rubbish bin, I doubt they'll be so torn up. And really, I'm doing them a vast service. If anything, I should be thanked.

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Voice. payingthepiper July 12 2010, 22:56:24 UTC
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Over testing their endurance?

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Voice. atrumcanis July 12 2010, 23:00:40 UTC
By getting 'em new rubbish bins, of course! These ones are looking a bit manky. If these ones are gone, they'll have to be given brand new shiny perfect ones.

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Voice. payingthepiper July 12 2010, 23:19:51 UTC
Oh! That's really kind of you, Sirius. Which ones are you going to help buy for them?

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