♣; voice;

[turnedaboutace]

-never very good with technology. Is this even reaching anyone?

[Some shifting noises, indicating the device itself is being moved, looked at.]

… oh. Well, well, the light seems to be on this time. That’s gotta be good for something.

So. Now that I have your attention, anyone mind if I ask a few questions? Won’t take long, I’m not nearly as thorough as I used to be.