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Jun 30, 2010 10:30

I have found this dog. Does it belong to anyone?

[Here, Castiel holds up a small brown puppy by the scruff of its neck in front of the camera. Said puppy simply dangles in his hold and does not seem very comfortable being handled as such. But doesn't really do anything to get away either ( Read more... )

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[video] atrumcanis June 30 2010, 17:36:29 UTC
Er--Castiel, mate, y'ever actually held a dog before? Have you ever held any animal before, I mean; that one looks a bit... uncomfortable, I'd say. Might want to set him down on a flat surface before you stretch him out.

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[video] ilikeburgers July 1 2010, 05:29:09 UTC
[His reply comes sometime later later~ And he is standing in the bunk room.]

I did. It's now on the floor.

[He pans the NV camera to show how that puppy is pretty much plopped on his feet. It looks like someone dropped a brown fur cushion and it is now obscuring Castiel's sneakers from view.]

It wouldn't go away.

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[video] atrumcanis July 1 2010, 06:05:47 UTC
Yeah, so I see. The floor. Novel idea, that. Generally they don't go away, y'know, if they like you. They'll come round as long as you give them attention and food and all that.

S'ppose it's yours now, isn't it.

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[video] ilikeburgers July 1 2010, 06:24:02 UTC
Considering the ... obvious love and affection it has for my shoes, I suppose I might as well be his temporary 'owner'. Though, you should know that I have not fed this dog. Anything.

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[video] atrumcanis July 1 2010, 07:13:14 UTC
[He laughs, a little incredulous. Talking to Castiel is always a treat.] Best watch your shoes, then. Don't want to see 'em eaten. Seriously, mate, you haven't fed it a thing? They do need to eat--loads, especially when they're so titchy. You have any chicken? Or eggs. They used to give 'em eggs to play with at home, and then they break 'em and lap up all the squashy insides.

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[video] ilikeburgers July 1 2010, 07:57:27 UTC
I do not have any eggs at my disposal at this very moment. However, I can ... borrow a few from our kind employer. How many eggs do you think will suffice for this small dog? One? Or ten? You sound like you have experience with dogs.

[A beat.]

Or should I just give him a bone? I doubt rubber tastes like bone. He will not like my shoes.

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[video] atrumcanis July 1 2010, 11:29:33 UTC
Yeah, I s'ppose you could say that I know dogs. They love shoes, actually--it's the texture, it's lovely on the teeth. Er, but one egg'd probably be fine, ten might be... a bit much. And if it's a raw bone, I'd give it to 'em. Not a chicken bone, though, those get all splintered and disgusting. They aren't so difficult to care for--even you can probably manage.

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[video] ilikeburgers July 2 2010, 05:53:07 UTC
... yes. I suppose so.

[Castiel will get that egg, and he will keep the dog. But for now, he gives Sirius a long and probing stare. He seems very familiar with dogs; oh, but why wouldn't he? Sirius is a man of many extraordinary skills. And studies many things.]

Would you like to pet my dog, then?

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[video] atrumcanis July 3 2010, 06:19:51 UTC
Coming from someone who works in a sex shop, mate, that question might be taken as odd. Double entendre and all. But you don't have it in you, do you? Bless you. [Grinning, of course, but not malicious. You're so weird, Castiel.]

Sure, why not? Dogs're great, better than most people. I'll give him a good scratch behind the ears when I see him and we'll be the best of mates before very long at all. Er--does he have a name yet? Actually, is it a he, I don't think you've yet revealed. And I'll need to know so as to be able to purchase the proper cigars.

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[video] ilikeburgers July 6 2010, 11:09:37 UTC
You talk too much.

[Castiel says this after a moment of silence and then proceeds to answer everything Sirius just warbled out.]

I do not have any interest for you to pet parts of my vessel. Erase that thought from your mind. The dog is a he. His name is Dean. And I believe dogs are not capable of smoking tobacco. You need not waste your earnings on a useless things.

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[video] atrumcanis July 6 2010, 13:56:50 UTC
[Sirius stares a moment, then wrinkles his nose and mutters.] Yeah well, you're bloody ridiculous.

[But he doesn't say it too loud, and it's not that he means it very much. So, a few seconds later and it's back to cheer.]

Dean, eh? Good solid name. Very scholarly. And--no, the cigars aren't for the dog, actually. It was a joke. When people have babies, they hand out cigars.

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