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Jun 17, 2010 22:14

[Look. Someone's doing better. Better enough to complain. Aren't you just thrilled?] I swear, if I'm trapped in this hospital any longer, I'll crack like a nut. I want a shower, I want to sleep in my own bed, and I'm so close to just clawing the IV out of my arm it's not even funny. I hate long recoveries, more than I hate daytime soap operas and bad shoes. I'm getting out of here. Even if I have to pump myself up on pain pills, take hostages, and exit through a window, I'm leaving. I don't care if it kills me.

[But first, a less dramatic approach to things. Well... according to her, at least.]

Trauma, buy me a cauldron. A big one. You know where to find one, emo boy. I need it. And if you do this for me, you can finally have your coat back.

Boyfriend, I need you to pick the cauldron up from him and get it to me. I also need your help.

[Private to Riku, Joe, Roxas, Battler, Trauma and Claudio.]

Boys. It's time for a scavenger hunt. Er... please. I'm sure you all owe me one, so this will make us even. Here's a list of things I need you to find. I'm counting on you.

[A written list appears on the screen soon after she speaks.]
Wolfsbane
Snails
Mandrake root
Fresh rat's liver
Laurel leaves
A silver ring
Fresh snakeskin
Candles [Followed by a list of colors and numbers.]
Thyme
[The list goes on with a few more herbs and things, then ended with...]
...And a newt

Oh, and one more thing? Joe, I need the blood of a virgin. You're it.

†: hal emmerich, †: red x, c: roxas, c: terrance 'trauma' ward, †: hatake kakashi, c: miles edgeworth, †: ushiromiya battler, c: riku, c: replica riku, c: sirius black, !: jinx, †: yukimi kazuhiko, , †: whitebeard

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