1. [video]
[The video cuts in to half of Sazh's face, quickly fumbling to just jerky flashes of him or the general area of the baseball field. The feed cuts in to the middle of Sazh speaking.]
-there's someone over there. Hello? Hey! Come on you- [Yes, he's shaking and hitting the NV now, as though it will help.] You wanted us to go to Cocoon, we're going to Cocoon! What's the use of a da-
[And now there's a chirp before you can see a little yellow chocobo chick sit on Sazh's wrist. He pauses his rant.] What, do you have an idea? [There's more pausing, and then a long and awkward pause and look of a man who just figured out he was accessing a network.]
[Sheepish laugh time] Heh heh, guess I went a little overboard, huh? So uh- this thing on?
[He sighs before looking at the chocobo chick warily.] We just can't catch a break, can we chocobo?
-there's someone over there. Hello? Hey! Come on you- [Yes, he's shaking and hitting the NV now, as though it will help.] You wanted us to go to Cocoon, we're going to Cocoon! What's the use of a da-
[And now there's a chirp before you can see a little yellow chocobo chick sit on Sazh's wrist. He pauses his rant.] What, do you have an idea? [There's more pausing, and then a long and awkward pause and look of a man who just figured out he was accessing a network.]
[Sheepish laugh time] Heh heh, guess I went a little overboard, huh? So uh- this thing on?
[He sighs before looking at the chocobo chick warily.] We just can't catch a break, can we chocobo?