[VIDEO] - because Liquid is a derp 8|

Jun 09, 2010 00:35

[The camera focuses easily on the "strange" man looking into it. His eyes hidden by dark aviators, his usually shirtless torso clothed in a tanktop, Liquid Snake stares into the camera with a cold expression on his face. The tattoo on his arm is covered by makeup, and when he speaks, his english accent is replaced by an American accent. It is far ( Read more... )

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1/?? tofaceyesterday June 8 2010, 23:43:35 UTC
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4/4 [video] tofaceyesterday June 8 2010, 23:47:39 UTC
You've got to be kidding me.

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[video - private] ysobritish June 8 2010, 23:52:35 UTC
[He casually switches it to the private setting, smiling.]

Something the matter, Snake?

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[video - private] tofaceyesterday June 9 2010, 00:00:03 UTC
Oh. Nothing, Master. You're looking well. Remind me, how long has it been?

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[video - private] ysobritish June 9 2010, 00:06:09 UTC
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[Well damn, he wished he'd taken the riding crop. It might have been useful if Solid decided to murder him in his sleep. Oh well. Time to distract!]

You don't remember? Did you hit your head? That's another benefit to wearing a hat, you know. It protects your head from impacts, just like a bulletproof vest protects your body. The harder the hat, the better the protection. So for the optimum protection you should always wear a wide-brimmed hat of as solid a texture as possible.

[There's a light pause.]

Hope you gave them hell in return.

[Almost absently, he pointed at the injuries.]

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[video - private] tofaceyesterday June 9 2010, 00:13:19 UTC
You know how much I hate hats.

[tilts his head inquiringly, showing off more of the stitches lining his cheek and head.] Hm? Ah. [fingers them gingerly] It was nothing like that. A ceiling fell on me. I wasn't aware how badly rotting the building was until I heard the plaster crumbling.

Know how that is, don't you? To be taken by surprise, I mean.

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[video - private] ysobritish June 9 2010, 00:18:25 UTC
Good to know it isn't so bad. Still, even if you don't like hats, they can be useful.

[A pause.]

What do you mean, Snake?

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[video - private] tofaceyesterday June 9 2010, 00:33:36 UTC
[innocent] Just what I said. It isn't 1995 anymore; no one stays young forever, and you told me yourself once how retirement can make a soldier complacent. Even lazy. You can't afford to be either when you live isolated in the wilderness.

But now I'm getting disrespectful. Who am I to school you of all people, Master?

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[video - private] ysobritish June 9 2010, 00:39:03 UTC
[He was grateful for the glasses. They hid his eyes, hid what responses he might have shown without speaking.]

Let me reassure you when I say, I may be retired but I can still hold my own. If you think I've lost any of my skills, you're mistaken.

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[video - private] tofaceyesterday June 9 2010, 00:44:29 UTC
I'm not denying that. It's been over a decade since you've last seen action, but you don't look a day over thirty-three.

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[video - private] ysobritish June 9 2010, 00:47:37 UTC
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[Well, so much for his distraction.]

I'm half-asian, remember? We age quite well. And I'm far from out of shape.

[This is one lost trap. Or not, thank you, daddy.]

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[video - private] tofaceyesterday June 9 2010, 01:05:20 UTC
I don't doubt it for one second.

[an idea hits him]

Master?

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[video - private] ysobritish June 9 2010, 01:07:32 UTC
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Something you need, Snake?

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[video - private] tofaceyesterday June 9 2010, 01:16:53 UTC
What was my push-up record? You know, the one you were proud of.

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