[The camera focuses easily on the "strange" man looking into it. His eyes hidden by dark aviators, his usually shirtless torso clothed in a tanktop, Liquid Snake stares into the camera with a cold expression on his face. The tattoo on his arm is covered by makeup, and when he speaks, his english accent is replaced by an American accent. It is far
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Something the matter, Snake?
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[Well damn, he wished he'd taken the riding crop. It might have been useful if Solid decided to murder him in his sleep. Oh well. Time to distract!]
You don't remember? Did you hit your head? That's another benefit to wearing a hat, you know. It protects your head from impacts, just like a bulletproof vest protects your body. The harder the hat, the better the protection. So for the optimum protection you should always wear a wide-brimmed hat of as solid a texture as possible.
[There's a light pause.]
Hope you gave them hell in return.
[Almost absently, he pointed at the injuries.]
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[tilts his head inquiringly, showing off more of the stitches lining his cheek and head.] Hm? Ah. [fingers them gingerly] It was nothing like that. A ceiling fell on me. I wasn't aware how badly rotting the building was until I heard the plaster crumbling.
Know how that is, don't you? To be taken by surprise, I mean.
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[A pause.]
What do you mean, Snake?
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But now I'm getting disrespectful. Who am I to school you of all people, Master?
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Let me reassure you when I say, I may be retired but I can still hold my own. If you think I've lost any of my skills, you're mistaken.
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[Well, so much for his distraction.]
I'm half-asian, remember? We age quite well. And I'm far from out of shape.
[This is one lost trap. Or not, thank you, daddy.]
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[an idea hits him]
Master?
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Something you need, Snake?
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