IV. [video]
[The feed cuts in to a vaguely irate looking Vexen. Is anyone surprised yet? I figured.]
I assume one of you delinquents found it amusing to hack into my NV and put that quaint picture up. How very subtle. Now if you will please stop with the insolent-
[and he's cut off by a manly voice proclaiming Hello ladies. Look at your man. Vexen just stares down at his NV] Excuse me? [He opens his mouth to retort further but is cut off by said manly voice continuing without pause.]
Now back to me. Now back to your man. Now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me. But if he stopped using ladies scented bodywash and switched to Old Spice he could smell like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look back again. The tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible if your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady.
I'm on a horse.
[...]
What?
[ooc; video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE ]
I assume one of you delinquents found it amusing to hack into my NV and put that quaint picture up. How very subtle. Now if you will please stop with the insolent-
[and he's cut off by a manly voice proclaiming Hello ladies. Look at your man. Vexen just stares down at his NV] Excuse me? [He opens his mouth to retort further but is cut off by said manly voice continuing without pause.]
Now back to me. Now back to your man. Now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me. But if he stopped using ladies scented bodywash and switched to Old Spice he could smell like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look back again. The tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible if your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady.
I'm on a horse.
[...]
What?
[ooc; video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE ]