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[deservesabone]

I better not get any customers in complainin' about last night. Already got my slap on the wrist from corporate, and far as I'm concerned last night was worth it. Well, not worth the stitches on my head, but that was my own damn fault for not watchin' my rear. But you can bet that sonnuvabitch ain't gonna be comin' back in with his friends any time soon, and he definitely won't be talkin' like he was around me again. Shoulda seen his face when he got ran out by a bull. Would have that framed as a picture on my wall as I could.

Still, I'm sorry everyone else ended up dragged into it. 'Specially the staff. (Although goddamn, I didn't know you all could hold your own like that.) And Edgeworth, I swear to god bars aren't normally like that. This is the first brawl we've had. Promise.

...Sorry to anybody who got flashed, by the way. It's just part of the shifting thing.