[Text | Looking for a roommate for a vampire]
I need someone to share rent with. I can't really afford to live anywhere on my own right now given what I earn. My only requirement is that either they're not averse to blood. Or to vampires.
[Unseen to everyone, Amy is pretty uneasy about mentioning her vampirism out in public, but ah well. She can't suddenly go "Whoops! I forgot to say, I'm a vampire!" and scare the shit out of her new roomie.]
I would really prefer a willing pet I would really prefer people alright with my condition. Not to worry. I won't bite.
[She thinks for a moment whether she should add 'unless you let me' to the end of that last sentence but, ah, nevermind.]
[Unseen to everyone, Amy is pretty uneasy about mentioning her vampirism out in public, but ah well. She can't suddenly go "Whoops! I forgot to say, I'm a vampire!" and scare the shit out of her new roomie.]
I would really prefer a willing pet I would really prefer people alright with my condition. Not to worry. I won't bite.
[She thinks for a moment whether she should add 'unless you let me' to the end of that last sentence but, ah, nevermind.]