Voice

May 11, 2010 10:56

[There is a long, long pause before Tesla finally speaks, and when he does he sounds very embarrassed.]

How do you catch butterflies?

c: kunogi himawari, †: tesla, c: nnoitra jiruga

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texxxt4evs goldhue May 11 2010, 15:06:34 UTC
I believe, they're rather fond of sweet things. And of course, flowers.

Are you aware of that saying, 'you catch more bees with honey?' Well, that's bees, of course, not butterflies. The point is: butterflies and bees, though different, have a lot of the same interests.

Try being especially sweet. Also, hold some flowers. Although, it may also attract bees. If you attract bees, don't swat or they'll become angry and sting you.

Butterflies do not like boards of wood or pins. Those are completely out of the question.

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Voice yourporcinepal May 11 2010, 15:15:01 UTC
... flowers? Being sweet?

[Mental image of Tesla cooing at butterflies and offering them daffodils. Ohgodno.]

Is... is there a less queer way to do it?

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goldhue May 11 2010, 15:16:57 UTC
'Queer?' My, my! Is holding flowers really so queer to you?

I think, you're rather sweet. There's no harm done by it.

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Voice forever as well! yourporcinepal May 11 2010, 15:20:08 UTC
Well, I-- I don't want to be seen like that.

... You don't know me.

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goldhue May 11 2010, 15:22:01 UTC
Perhaps not. I do, however, know two things about you currently:

Number one: you want to spend the afternoon with butterflies. They're finicky creatures, so it shows a gentle nature about you.

Number two: you are embarrassed to be seen holding flowers. Also, gentle natured.

[ 8Dc *DOTES ON DOTES ON* ]

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yourporcinepal May 11 2010, 15:28:12 UTC
[For the first time ever Tesla wishes he'd bothered to learn how to filter omg.]

I don't want to spend the afternoon with them! I just want to capture them and turn them in for money!

Holding flowers is embarrassing and I do not want Nnoitra-sama to see me doing that.

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goldhue May 11 2010, 15:30:09 UTC
Number three: you're embarrassed to hold something as simple as flowers because someone important might see you doing it.

Ah, you're very sweet and cute! I'm already getting to know you. How fun!

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yourporcinepal May 11 2010, 15:32:54 UTC
Because he might hit me if he sees me doing something as 'faggy' as that! and I would deserve it.

I'm not sweet.

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goldhue May 11 2010, 15:36:23 UTC
'Faggy'? What on earth ... I'm unfamiliar with that word.

You would not deserve to be hit, don't be ridiculous. Maybe Nnoitra-sama is fond of flowers. Maybe it would make his day a little brighter to see his cute sweet friend holding flowers.

My word, I think you might be a little bit shy as well.

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yourporcinepal May 11 2010, 15:44:39 UTC
Faggy. Queer. Homosexual. Gay.

[omg what this is -- i don't even --what?! worst advice dispensing dog EVER.]

He would not have his day brightened by something like that! It would probably make his day worse.

I'm not shy, either. You're just very, very mistaken.

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goldhue May 11 2010, 15:47:05 UTC
[ ;_; shut up it is GOOD ADVICE OKAY she just loves everyone even you moody cranky pants tesla ]

'Queer' means 'strange' and 'gay' means 'happy'. Since not all strange things are un-pleasurable 'faggy' must be a good word.

... Are you very certain Nnoitra-sama does not like flowers?

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yourporcinepal May 11 2010, 15:50:34 UTC
No, it's a bad word! It's a bad thing.

I'm very certain he does not like flowers! He does not like things like that.

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