→ A Parcel, delivered post-haste.
[Severus was quite lucky this afternoon. He was able to make it to the post office just in time to get his package sent out. He had even paid extra to have it delivered the same day. After all, potions were tricky things, easily spoiled.
So, sometime before five o'clock today, Orpheus will receive a nice package containing a bottle full of liquid labeled 'Luck Potion' (the logo will, of course, be cleaned off) and a small typewritten note.
The note reads as follows:
Dear Doctor Orpheus,
It has come to my attention that you are attempting to warn people away from my potions, claiming that they may not work and that I might not be qualified as a potions master.
I should like to assure you than I am more than qualified to create and sell the potions that I am offering. And to set your mind at ease, I am offering you a free sample. If you would be so kind as to post the results on the NV Network, I would be most grateful. To use the potion, simply drink it.
Thank you for your patronage.
Of course, it is not a Luck potion. Severus is not a kind man. Instead, Severus has sent Orpheus a Shrinking Solution, and enough of it to cause Orpheus to become a thirteen year old boy. Enjoy puberty, Orpheus.
-In approximately a week and a half, Severus will send Orpheus the antidote if he has not found a way back to his normal body.
This note will read: "Perhaps next time you will think before you insult a potions master who happens to have your address, Orpheus."]
So, sometime before five o'clock today, Orpheus will receive a nice package containing a bottle full of liquid labeled 'Luck Potion' (the logo will, of course, be cleaned off) and a small typewritten note.
The note reads as follows:
Dear Doctor Orpheus,
It has come to my attention that you are attempting to warn people away from my potions, claiming that they may not work and that I might not be qualified as a potions master.
I should like to assure you than I am more than qualified to create and sell the potions that I am offering. And to set your mind at ease, I am offering you a free sample. If you would be so kind as to post the results on the NV Network, I would be most grateful. To use the potion, simply drink it.
Thank you for your patronage.
Of course, it is not a Luck potion. Severus is not a kind man. Instead, Severus has sent Orpheus a Shrinking Solution, and enough of it to cause Orpheus to become a thirteen year old boy. Enjoy puberty, Orpheus.
-In approximately a week and a half, Severus will send Orpheus the antidote if he has not found a way back to his normal body.
This note will read: "Perhaps next time you will think before you insult a potions master who happens to have your address, Orpheus."]