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007, VOICE

Apr 29, 2010 12:10

[Isshin's tone is more than a little bit sad. He isn't bothering with filters today.]

What's going to happen to Shiraga's dog?

Orpheus, don't be surprised when you come into the living room, I brought someone home. I couldn't just leave him outside in weather like this.

What -- what do turtles eat?

†: yagami raito, !: kurosaki isshin, c: roxas, c: miles edgeworth, c: dr. byron orpheus

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[voice] mentis_reae April 29 2010, 16:29:47 UTC

I will take care of him.

[voice] isshinkurosaki April 29 2010, 16:32:18 UTC

Aah, that's very nice of you, Edgeworth-san.

[voice] mentis_reae April 29 2010, 16:33:51 UTC

It is not "nice." I simply will not leave him to starve.

[voice] isshinkurosaki April 29 2010, 16:34:57 UTC

jeez Mr. grinch i'm sorry for insinuating you might be nice

Well, I still think it's rather nice.

[voice] mentis_reae April 29 2010, 16:40:31 UTC

It's practical. Why are you asking about turtles.

[voice] isshinkurosaki April 29 2010, 16:43:17 UTC

Practical would have been taking him to the pound, Edgeworth-san!

Because I've sort of taken one into my home while the weather is bad.

[voice] mentis_reae April 29 2010, 16:45:43 UTC

That would be a tax on public resources.

And what sort.

[voice] isshinkurosaki April 29 2010, 16:50:25 UTC

Ahh, of course.

[Aha! Daddy thinks he's discovered Edgeworth's weakness --PUPPIES. How obvious. He should have seen it before!]

A... A really big one?

[voice] mentis_reae April 29 2010, 17:02:47 UTC

[Actually that's absolutely true.]

Of what species.

[voice] isshinkurosaki April 29 2010, 17:04:45 UTC

[Daddy is good at knowing this sort of thing!]

Er...

I don't know? Maybe a sea-turtle...

... Except those don't stand on two feet, do they? And they don't speak English...

[voice] mentis_reae April 29 2010, 17:07:29 UTC

No. They do not.

[voice] isshinkurosaki April 29 2010, 17:10:56 UTC

Then I have no idea what kind of turtle this is, except he's about six foot tall and speaks English.

[voice] mentis_reae April 29 2010, 17:11:45 UTC

I...see. If he speaks English, why do you not ask him what he eats?

[voice] isshinkurosaki April 29 2010, 17:23:43 UTC

Well, I'd kind of hoped to surprise him!

[voice] mentis_reae April 29 2010, 17:24:23 UTC

What if, instead, you insulted him?

[voice] isshinkurosaki April 29 2010, 17:25:30 UTC

Then I have just made a six foot tall turtle wearing a bandit's mask very angry.

Make sure my funeral is a good one, Edgeworth-san! Tell my children I loved them!

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