DRUNKEN VIDEO... Guess who is ANGRY? (Sent about midday)

Apr 29, 2010 08:48

[The video comes on, showing a blank ceiling.] Crap. Damn stupid... [Video goes wonky until it shows Jubilee, holding a bottle of Seven Crown in one hand. Several empty beer bottles clink together]

So! [a wave of the bottle] Not only is this snowstorm sucking all the joy out of the damned world, but... [a swig of whiskey] but... where was I? Oh! ( Read more... )

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voice; little_bandages April 29 2010, 19:01:37 UTC
[ He's a little bit afraid of women who get this emotional. But it's just a video, and he can't ignore the subject. ]

They fired you for that?! You should sue them or something.

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voice; thelittlestbub April 29 2010, 19:16:41 UTC
Yep. Firederooni. Boss was nice enough to give me two weeks' pay, which I guess kinda counts as sev-sev... fired money. [yawns] 'Sides, no one cares. Just another newcomer... I'd rather take on the Church of Humanity.

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voice; little_bandages April 29 2010, 19:22:58 UTC
[ Pause. Sometimes it's really hard to follow what these Americans are saying. Even if he magically knows English, the slang doesn't always make much sense to him. ]

The Church of what? I don't--

People should care about this kind of thing! They say they want us to act like them and then they treat us differently?! That's not right!

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voice; thelittlestbub April 29 2010, 19:26:12 UTC
church of hum-hum...humanity! That's it! Church of Humanity... They hated mutants back home. Did stuff to us. Killed a friend of mine... aaaall that fun stuff.

They do it, because they can. [yawn, words are slurred] They do it just because they can.

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voice; little_bandages April 29 2010, 19:41:19 UTC
That's horrible. I can't believe any group calling themselves a church would do that.

...Are you seriously that drunk at this time of day?

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voice; thelittlestbub April 29 2010, 19:46:59 UTC
The only proper response to jackassery is to get drunk.

... Or maybe that's jack rabbits... I don't remember.

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voice; little_bandages April 29 2010, 19:57:39 UTC
The proper response to someone messing up your life is to do something about it, not sit in a bar.

No wonder the world's messed up, with adults like you in charge...

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voice; thelittlestbub April 29 2010, 20:03:49 UTC
OI! S'not a bar. It's my room. I can do anything I want in my own damned room.

Don't you know better than to get drunk in a bar? S'askin' for trouble.

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voice; little_bandages April 29 2010, 20:05:20 UTC
No!

I'm in the sixth grade, why would I be getting drunk?!

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voice; thelittlestbub April 29 2010, 20:06:53 UTC
.. Oh. Why didn't you say you were a baby? Pfft. How'm I s'pposed to know?

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voice; little_bandages April 29 2010, 20:07:29 UTC
...I'm not a baby! What's your problem?!

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voice; thelittlestbub April 29 2010, 20:08:56 UTC
Yep. So totally are. Iiiiiiiiiiiii am so totally older than you.

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voice; little_bandages April 29 2010, 20:10:58 UTC
[ Lady, am I supposed to be impressed? ]

Most people here are older than me. At least the Newcomers.

...But that doesn't mean I'm a baby.

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voice; thelittlestbub April 29 2010, 20:25:10 UTC
Aww. Kids are cute when they're trying to be all grown up.

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voice; little_bandages April 29 2010, 20:27:56 UTC
...I wish I could say the same for condescending grown-ups.

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voice; thelittlestbub April 29 2010, 20:30:53 UTC
Pfft. By the time I was your age, I was living in a mall... [long pause] I think... You're thirteen right? I was living in the mall at 13.

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