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[oh_my_gob]

[What an odd creature floating on the screen.]

This sucks.

Not only am I, like, kidnapped, but now I don't even have a freakin' place to live! I'm a princess, I, like, have needs! Where am I supposed to live? Where am I supposed to lumpin' eat?

You better have an answer! This is the worst kidnapping ever!

[She pants for a few seconds, enraged

Comments

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[harriedosborn]

[ Wow is he tripping. Why. WHY. ]

I-I don't think the kidnappers have names, exactly.

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[oh_my_gob]

That's stupid. How'm I supposed to marry them if I don't even know their name?

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[harriedosborn]

You want to marry your kidnapper?

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[oh_my_gob]

Well, no, but he obviously wants to marry me or he wouldn't have kidnapped me.

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[harriedosborn]

I don't think he's married anyone else he kidnapped. Or she.

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[oh_my_gob]

Then why did he kidnap us, huh?

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[harriedosborn]

Probably to torment us. You know, take away everything we know to mess with our heads. [ He says to the hallucination. ]

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[oh_my_gob]

Uhhhh, I think you're wrong. I've been, like, kidnapped before, I know how this goes.

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[harriedosborn]

None of my kidnappers have ever tried marrying me, for the record. I'm not sure how common that is. Anymore.

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[oh_my_gob]

Maybe you've been kidnapped by the wrong queens.

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[harriedosborn]

Yeah. Maybe. And maybe this kidnapper is really dedicated to polyamory.

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[oh_my_gob]

What the lump does arts and crafts have to do with anything?

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[harriedosborn]

What?

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[oh_my_gob]

You said something about polyvores or whatever.

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[harriedosborn]

Oh. Polyamory. That's -- [ ... ] It's like group marriage. Or something.

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[oh_my_gob]

You can't do that!