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[oh_my_gob]

[What an odd creature floating on the screen.]

This sucks.

Not only am I, like, kidnapped, but now I don't even have a freakin' place to live! I'm a princess, I, like, have needs! Where am I supposed to live? Where am I supposed to lumpin' eat?

You better have an answer! This is the worst kidnapping ever!

[She pants for a few seconds, enraged

Comments

[atrumcanis]

Sorry, princess, are you frequently kidnapped, that you can say such things?

HAHA I almost used the Regulus account to reply

[oh_my_gob]

Like, duh. You're not really smart, are you?

haha SURPRISE LSP IS ACTUALLY REGULUS. WHO IS ACTUALLY MYSTIQUE

[atrumcanis]

It's just that I didn't think people much survived their kidnappings. Or they weren't so cavalier in discussing it, anyway.

What are you, precisely?

WHO IS ACTUALLY LOKI.

[oh_my_gob]

What the lump do you mean, what am I?

BWARRRRRRRR

[atrumcanis]

What are you, you're--distinctly differently shaped, let's say. And purple. That's not usual.

[oh_my_gob]

Not usual for humans. I'm a Lumpy Space person.

[She eyes Sirius with interest, though.]

[atrumcanis]

[He suppresses a laugh. Right.]

Does that mean you're made up of lumpy spaces, or lived in lumpy spaces and became lumpy, or-- actually, no, never mind, I shall entertain myself with the thought, I don't need actual corroboration.

Welcome to Canada, Lumpy Person.

[oh_my_gob]

Is that where we are? It's lumpin' ugly. And my name is Lumpy Space Princess, not Lumpy Person-- but that's okay.

Are you a prince?

[atrumcanis]

N--

[He stops himself.]

Yes. Prince of Canada. That's me.

[oh_my_gob]

Oh. Are you the one who's trying to marry me?

[A beat. She smirks.]

I, like, wouldn't mind.

[atrumcanis]

I--

[Wwwwwwait. He squints at her.]

Er--no. No, sorry, I haven't tried to marry anyone. You must have me confused with some other prince.

[oh_my_gob]

Oh.

[A beat. She brightens again.]

Are you, like, single though?

[atrumcanis]

Er-- what?

[....hang on, is this blobbish princess hitting on him?]